January 05, 2007
Despite Our Admitted Fascination
With all sorts of modern engineering marvels, our chosen profession, and a definite thirst for cultivating the creative spark, there is still for any given idea a certain variable, called Murphy, to consider. For example, taking said variable into account,...December 11, 2006
Remember, We're Here To Help
It has come to our attention that there is some confusion right now as to whether or not this sort of thing makes a good Christmas present. And so before anyone goes off embarrassing themselves buying one for that special...July 06, 2006
C. Montgomery Burns Won't Like This
Scientists are attempting to use his sun shield for good......June 30, 2006
France Decides To Run Apple
Apparently France has followed through on it's threat to force Apple computer to make it's iTunes songs compatible with any other company's digital player.French lawmakers gave final approval Friday to government-backed legislation that could force Apple Computer Inc. to make...June 26, 2006
Better Than A Foreign Intelligence Service
They've cracked the database of secret U.S. government phone lines. They've harassed top state officials. They instigated a wide scale panic as the U.S. initiated the ground war in Iraq. And they did it all during dinnertime...Yes, it seems that...May 26, 2006
Wait A Second...
Though in principle we're all for "saving the Internet" and...stuff, we do question some of the motives behind the whole "Net Neutrality" crowd.However today we're questioning their sanity. Because regardless of which side of the debate you're on, the point...May 18, 2006
Haven't They Seen Star Wars?
India announces plans to develop robot armyClones. You have to use clones, not robots. The robot armies of the Trade Federation were no match for the Army of the Republic....May 03, 2006
They Had An Empire Once
France surrenders to Apple computer over iTunes.The French government has apparently reconsidered a proposal to force Apple Computer to make the songs it sells through its iTunes Music Store playable on devices that compete with its iPods.Actually, we're happy to...April 25, 2006
Perhaps The Merovingian Knows Something
Apparently the Matrix is having connectivity issues....April 12, 2006
China Creates The Communist BlackBerry
Beset on all sides it seems, RIM's CrackBerry BlackBerry now has some serious name competition from China.Behold, the RedBerry. No joke.BEIJING and TORONTO — On the eve of its long-delayed China launch, BlackBerry is facing a sudden challenge from a...April 07, 2006
People Kick And Rant When The M&M's Don't Drop
Just imagine what they'll do to the vending machine when their iPod doesn't drop out of the chute. Vending machines that sell iPod digital music players are heading to public places in the United States, including airports, grocery stores and...April 05, 2006
Apple To Run Windows
So what are we up to now? Three? Four signs of the apocalypse? Apple Rises on News That Intel Macs Will Run WindowsApple Computer Inc. on Wednesday unveiled new software that allows Intel-based Macs to run Microsoft Corp.'s Windows XP...