July 25, 2006
Snakes In The Mail
No really.A German woman sparked panic at her local post office when a 1.5-metre (5-foot) albino python escaped from a packet she had mailed, police said on Tuesday.One of the postal workers in the western city of Mechernich, who was...July 17, 2006
Snakes In A Theater!
The first review of the movie is here.Of course “Snakes On A Plane” is ridiculous, but it’s also nonstop fun. These filmmakers aren't embarrassed to deliver everything exactly as promised. The only thing that will probably go unnoticed after the...July 13, 2006
"What Did The Parrot Say?"
It would appear that our worst fears have been realized. The snakes don't need planes anymore. They've recruited birds.A power outage that blacked out about 2,000 customers in Las Cruces is being blamed on the combination of a snake and...July 12, 2006
Mice On A Plane
These people actually need some snakes on their plane."We had to take the chairs off and that's when everybody saw mice running around on the floor and one ran down one of the mechanic's arm." The plane arrived in Missouri...May 16, 2006
The Da Vinci Code Is A Bad Film
But don't take our word for it. Just ask the audience at Cannes...The Cannes audience clearly grew restless as the movie dragged on to two and a half hours and spun a long sequence of anticlimactic revelations."I kept thinking of...May 10, 2006
Agent Smith Is At It Again
Of course after the success of movies like this......it stands to reason that these people would be plotting an escape into the real world. ...May 04, 2006
Han Shot First
George Lucas may be drifting off into an intellectual la la land, but the Force is still strong at Fox apparently. It seems that somebody realized that Lucas' "definitive" versions of Star Wars had nothing to do with fan enthusiasm...April 21, 2006
Islamic Extremists Target Sienna Miller
Considering the recent thrashing the Washington Post gave celebrities for not chaining themselves to the immigration issue, or to any cause, for that matter, we're curious why this story has not received more attention on their pages.Sienna Miller has been...April 14, 2006
James Cameron Needs To Hire This Guy
Titanic 2 - the trailer. And yes, it is a spoof....April 13, 2006
Al Gore Thinks He's Dennis Quaid
I finally figured it out, and only because I just watched The Day After Tomorrow two days ago. Watch the trailers. Tell me it isn't so.The Day After TomorrowAn Inconvenient Truth Seriously, it's like Gore is going all Single White...You Are A Bad Carbon Lifeform
Apparently V'ger and Ilia are back from merging with the Decker unit and sailing the Universe and are ready, once again, to destroy all the carbon units infesting the earth, because that's who it looks like wrote the official web...April 12, 2006
Scientists Dissenting From Global Warming Alarmism Are Censored?!
M.Lindzen, Alfred P. Sloan Professor of Atmospheric Science at MIT, writing an op-ed in The Wall Street Journal is claiming -Scientists who dissent from the alarmism have seen their grant funds disappear, their work derided, and themselves libeled as industry...April 11, 2006
Michael Schiavo, The Movie
As opposed to Terri Schiavo, because honestly the way this man acted he was all about himself. And seeing as he "kept his promise" by engraving that and the date of Terri's death as the day she slipped into her...April 05, 2006
And Everybody Wondered Why I Had A Paris Hilton Category...
Isn't it obvious? Indian director hopes to cast Paris Hilton as Mother TeresaAn Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic Saint, Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film....