January 05, 2007
Apparently The Pictures Will Be High Resolution This Time
Britney plots her return.“I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever,” writes Spears, who says she wants to go on tour and hopes her new album will be released later this year. “I noticed today...November 14, 2006
Michael Moore's Love Letter To Conservatives
Apparently this nice man heard there was an election last week in which the Republican party took some losses. He has written a letter of condolence to disaffected and disheartened conservatives. But it's a very long read, so for people...May 25, 2006
It's Okay Everyone, You Can Rest Easy Now
The Material Girl has spoken to defend her mock crucifixion:Madonna has defended a controversial mock crucifixion in her stage show, saying it is part of an appeal to the audience to donate to Aids charities. "I don't think Jesus would...May 22, 2006
Madonna Exposes Herself Yet Again
As a sadly confused woman, who's only true talent is to desecrate others' ways of life, religious beliefs, institutions, and demand respect for doing so.We feel sorry for her....May 04, 2006
Han Shot First
George Lucas may be drifting off into an intellectual la la land, but the Force is still strong at Fox apparently. It seems that somebody realized that Lucas' "definitive" versions of Star Wars had nothing to do with fan enthusiasm...April 21, 2006
Islamic Extremists Target Sienna Miller
Considering the recent thrashing the Washington Post gave celebrities for not chaining themselves to the immigration issue, or to any cause, for that matter, we're curious why this story has not received more attention on their pages.Sienna Miller has been...April 20, 2006
Perhaps They Do Have Brains
With all the political jockeying going on in the immigration debate, it's easy for some voices to get lost in the shuffle. But celebrity voices? Could it be? They're like the first responders of pop culture. They'll provide CPR on...April 13, 2006
Al Gore Thinks He's Dennis Quaid
I finally figured it out, and only because I just watched The Day After Tomorrow two days ago. Watch the trailers. Tell me it isn't so.The Day After TomorrowAn Inconvenient Truth Seriously, it's like Gore is going all Single White...You Are A Bad Carbon Lifeform
Apparently V'ger and Ilia are back from merging with the Decker unit and sailing the Universe and are ready, once again, to destroy all the carbon units infesting the earth, because that's who it looks like wrote the official web...April 12, 2006
Scientists Dissenting From Global Warming Alarmism Are Censored?!
M.Lindzen, Alfred P. Sloan Professor of Atmospheric Science at MIT, writing an op-ed in The Wall Street Journal is claiming -Scientists who dissent from the alarmism have seen their grant funds disappear, their work derided, and themselves libeled as industry...April 11, 2006
Michael Schiavo, The Movie
As opposed to Terri Schiavo, because honestly the way this man acted he was all about himself. And seeing as he "kept his promise" by engraving that and the date of Terri's death as the day she slipped into her...April 08, 2006
I'm Not An Actor, But I Play One On...Wait...
Oh thank God...the actors are here.Apparently Ben Affleck needs to revitalize his film career, seeing as how he's essentially destroyed his and nearly everyone else's he's been associated with (Matt Damon has sort of escaped with Bourne, but other than...April 05, 2006
And Everybody Wondered Why I Had A Paris Hilton Category...
Isn't it obvious? Indian director hopes to cast Paris Hilton as Mother TeresaAn Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic Saint, Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film....April 04, 2006
The "Threatened" Society
The courage of celebrities knows no bounds. Susan Sarandon wants the U.S. presidential elections to be monitored by outside interests. The "Bull Durham" star says that the 2004 vote was so fraudulent that we need international oversight — like troubled...