February 05, 2007
A Comic Book Glorifying The EU?
Could there be anything more retarded? We're really not sure who this is going to inspire, but it seems to be par for the course when it comes to the EU. From the article:Tired of its staid image, the 106-strong...January 19, 2007
Sometimes, The Story Just Speaks For Itself
"Drunk bulls disqualified from fight"Bullfighters, and the bulls they were supposed to be fighting, have been banned from a bull-taming festival in India for being drunk. The animals and their human opponents were breath tested – as a safety precaution....January 18, 2007
Attention Detroit And Buffalo Residents
Probably a good time to start honing your 'Rock, Paper, Scissors" skils....January 15, 2007
Meanwhile...Back In England
The rogue ballerina crisis threatens to spiral into chaos....January 05, 2007
We Have A "Winner"
Coverage of this entire event has been shockingly sparse, but it appears that a victor has emerged from the grueling "Ultimate Couch Potato Contest".Thirty-nine hours and 55 minutes of TV-watching later, Jason Pisarik is once again the couch potato king....The Conflict Escalates
California got a pretty good shot in the other day. But in a bold move, it appears the state of Maine is determined to fight back....January 04, 2007
They'll Blame It On Global Warming Somehow
It seems the recently unveiled "fragile Earth" sculpture has up and disintegrated.A million-dollar stone sculpture, intended to remind future generations of the Earth's fragility, made its point a bit early - just three months after its unveiling, it collapsed. The...January 03, 2007
Even Without The Two Droids
It appears the police were finally able to "shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level." No word on if the truck number was 3263827....Now Look, No Stampeding Over This
We don't want to hear about anyone getting trampled to death, or any type of behavior that might cause them to rethink this decision. So the plan is, everybody is going to find a safe stopping point for whatever you're...December 31, 2006
Remember Everything That Happened This Past Year?
What we discovered though during the December 29, 2006
France Takes Action
Finally a country with the guts to blow the lid off the whole darn conspiracy... ...December 24, 2006
The Train Wreck Night Before Christmas...
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all across the nets Not a website was updated, not even that MySpace mess; "Our" Time award for personhood lay on the table with care, In the hopes that St. Nick, or at least...December 11, 2006
Remember, We're Here To Help
It has come to our attention that there is some confusion right now as to whether or not this sort of thing makes a good Christmas present. And so before anyone goes off embarrassing themselves buying one for that special...December 04, 2006
There Was A Time...
When a recently single lady could just buy a man a drink, or you know in a pinch, say "hi", as an expression of interest. It seems times have changed, as this is now the new way - as ABC...July 23, 2006
"Like Sands Through The Hourglass..."
It would really be a lot simpler if TV Guide wrote this. Just imagine:South Korean Yonhap news agency shocked by North Korean press accounts of Kim Jong-Il's marriage to his secretary, confronts China for keeping it a secret. Bolton vents...May 05, 2006
In Lieu Of La boheme No Doubt
Coming soon to the English National Opera: Gaddafi - the opera."Gaddafi", which opens in September, will feature Asian beats and rap in place of arias and romance, and the title role will be performed by a 39-year-old Irish-Indian nightclub MC...