January 28, 2007
Is There Really No One Else?
Apparently there is going to be a spin-off to Alias, called Facebook. No word yet on show times, or if this is really just some type of Alliance MySpace deception....January 22, 2007
Just In Case You Were Feeling Good Today
Some psychologists would like everyone to know that today is the most miserable day of the year.TODAY is set to be the most miserable day of the year, a psychologist has claimed. January 22 emerged as the worst date when...January 19, 2007
Sometimes, The Story Just Speaks For Itself
"Drunk bulls disqualified from fight"Bullfighters, and the bulls they were supposed to be fighting, have been banned from a bull-taming festival in India for being drunk. The animals and their human opponents were breath tested – as a safety precaution....And Yet, Not A Word About Victory
We have never seen in our lifetime such a pityful display of opportunistic politics that reeks of cowardice and impotance. In the midst of an actual change in strategy for Iraq, a combined effort of the Iraqi government and our...Freaking Out About Nothing
Apparently the new "crushing of dissent" being perpetrated by the Bush administration is that there's a new law in town - no jokes about the President or Iraq. It seems the annual White House Correspondence Association dinner is about to..."Did You Throw A Trident?"
Actual headline: "American weather forecasters do battle over mankind's role in global warming"...January 18, 2007
We Could Understand If This Was Say, Texas Or Florida
But this installment of "I can drive on ice, right?" is brought to you by Portland, Oregon....So We Really Are Targeting Iran In Iraq
We admit, we were intrigued, but skeptical of the President's assertion that the U.S. military was going to actively start rolling up the Iranian networks operating out of Iraq. But so far we have to say we've been pleasantly surprised...Finally, An Upgrade
Now that tinfoil hat is available in a nifty spray-on mist. Soon with Aloe!...Attention Detroit And Buffalo Residents
Probably a good time to start honing your 'Rock, Paper, Scissors" skils....January 17, 2007
Pessimists, Avert Your Eyes
We don't want to be accused of spoiling your mood. For everyone else, you may find this interesting.The myth persists in some media circles that the federal budget deficit is "surging" or ballooning or something terrible -- all of which...January 15, 2007
Meanwhile...Back In England
The rogue ballerina crisis threatens to spiral into chaos....Huh...So It Was A "Misunderstanding"
Poor Sandy Berger. He claimed that removing documents from the National Archives was all just a big misunderstanding, yet no one believed him. Turns out the man was right all along, sort of, because really, if the National Archives staffers...January 12, 2007
Season Six Of "24" Starts Sunday Night
Everyone should have their DVR's set, pets and plants properly watered, and their children set to low volume, or if possible, mute. Beer is allowed, and snacks, and the liveblogging session of your choice. Fox will be showing the first...January 05, 2007
Iran Threatens Everyone Again With Their Peaceful Nuclear Program
Apparently we had better not keep saying Iran is building a bomb. Otherwise, they may feel threatened and build the bomb.Iran has denied that it seeks to build atomic weapons, saying its nuclear program is limited to the generation of...Apparently The Pictures Will Be High Resolution This Time
Britney plots her return.“I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever,” writes Spears, who says she wants to go on tour and hopes her new album will be released later this year. “I noticed today...Despite Our Admitted Fascination
With all sorts of modern engineering marvels, our chosen profession, and a definite thirst for cultivating the creative spark, there is still for any given idea a certain variable, called Murphy, to consider. For example, taking said variable into account,...We Have A "Winner"
Coverage of this entire event has been shockingly sparse, but it appears that a victor has emerged from the grueling "Ultimate Couch Potato Contest".Thirty-nine hours and 55 minutes of TV-watching later, Jason Pisarik is once again the couch potato king....The Conflict Escalates
California got a pretty good shot in the other day. But in a bold move, it appears the state of Maine is determined to fight back....January 04, 2007
In Celebration Of The Democrats Return To Power
North Korea readies another nuclear test. Or perhaps they're just happy there's no more John Bolton to kick them around. Either way, it's a good day for appeasement......They'll Blame It On Global Warming Somehow
It seems the recently unveiled "fragile Earth" sculpture has up and disintegrated.A million-dollar stone sculpture, intended to remind future generations of the Earth's fragility, made its point a bit early - just three months after its unveiling, it collapsed. The...January 03, 2007
Even Without The Two Droids
It appears the police were finally able to "shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level." No word on if the truck number was 3263827....Now Look, No Stampeding Over This
We don't want to hear about anyone getting trampled to death, or any type of behavior that might cause them to rethink this decision. So the plan is, everybody is going to find a safe stopping point for whatever you're...